Today, my name is Flirty McFlirt.

Flirt: If you couldn't catch on by the title of this section, I am a flirt. Sue me. Truth be told, I found out that I flirt unintentionally by a fellow classmate in grade 7. Although I don't quite remember the conversation or who I was talking to for that matter, I do remember that they told me that I am a flirt. At the time I wasn't exactly sure what that was or what that meant (fuck off, I wasn't the sharpest knife in the closet). Now I know =). I remember in my high school years, I used to flirt A LOT! Especially with the seniors. Which is why I had so many boyfriends in those times. I used to flirt with these people and they would end up falling for me and then we'd end up going out. Now that I look back at those past 'relationships', if you will, I feel disgusted. GROSS! Some of those dudes didn't even deserve a second glance from me, but shit happens. Now that I'm older and have much more sense then I did a couple years ago, I am more aware of whats going on, although things still do happen.
Attractive: Maybe for about a year or so, I've found that I'm starting to like white and Asian dudes.. I don't know whats going on. Not that there is a problem with it or anything, but jeez. It's like I woke up one day and was in love with Travis Barker (♥). Not only do I admire the white guys, but I'm MUCH MORE attracted to Asians and I don't know what it is, but I love me some Cambodian and Belizean dudes as well. But lets ignore the race factor for a minute. If I see a man with piercings in the right place my pee pee would stand up if I had one. Personally, I prefer piercings over tattoos but don't get me wrong. I have seen some men with some b e a u t i f u l tattoos that make me just wanna kiss 'em. I also find myself quite attracted to people who play instruments (more guitars and pianos) and sing. OMG.. TAKE ME NOW!!! lol. I kid, I kid. One things that will turn me off of the sexiest guy in the world is how literate/illiterate he is. I cannot stand people who can't spell or speak like they got some gotdamned sense. Like seriously? Go read a book. Get out of my face with that "Yo Shawty" or "psst" and try coming back with a "Hey" or a "Hello". My mother did not name me "psst","sexy","cutie","baby" etc. So ask me what my name is. Hey guess what? School up to grade 12 is free. Take advantage.
Cell Number: "I think you gave me the wrong number.." YES FUCKER! I gave you a wrong number ON PURPOSE because I don't want to talk to you. Why is it so hard for guys to understand that these days? Now I'll say I'm a lil cutie, but just because I am walking by myself or sitting alone that doesn't mean I want to talk to you or want you to be my friend. Leave me alone! Stop watching me from afar. I see you, that's why I'm facing the other direction. DON'T drive up beside me. DON'T walk up to me when I'm talking. DO NOT ask me what my having a boyfriend has to do with you getting to know me. I have a boyfriend and enough guy friends. I don't want or need a new one. Why is it that guys have no respect for women today? Yes, I said women. Not girls. Not all women are bitches (I am, but that's not the point). Just because I don't give you my number, that doesn't give you the right to start cussing me out like I fucking stepped on your new J's. Come on now. Have a little bit more class and maybe people will feed into that and they might actually give you a chance. If you do have the opportunity of having a pretty lady's number, don't take advantage of that. I don't want you calling me every hour on the hour ok? If I don't answer, I'm busy or ignoring you. If I don't call you back, I am ignoring you so please take note. My phone isn't new, so I may miss a few calls and it won't tell me, but 90% of the time I do see your phone call and I am ignoring it. So stop calling me like you're dying and your phone only dials my number.

This man. The end. ♥

Today, my name is Newbie.

Today is officially my first day of blogging!!! (Insert audience cheers here_____)
These days, I don't really have much to do other than sit around on the computer all day, and there have been many times that I've stumbled across blogs of aquaintainces. Now, I never ACTUALLY read all of them, but they seemed a tad interesting and creepy at the same time. Why would someone put their business on a website that is accessible to A N Y O N E with a computer? Call me a hypocrite because here I am about to do the same thing. Ignorant much?

Ok, now I'm gonna list you 10 full reasons why you should return to my blog everyday and read about dear old Brittany. Bullshit. lol, I'm not going to. My blog will consist of things I think, feel, believe, experience and unknown random things. Many of the things I write will be mean. Lets face it here, I don't sugarcoat. It's mean and untruthful; I like to imagine myself as a person who doesn't lie. I will be writing EXACTLY how I feel whether it hurts someones feelings or not. I've been called a bitch, but we gotta take the good with the bad don't we? This is me. Take it or leave it, but on a happier note, I will try to return everyday for new and/or interesting things I can share with you.

First and foremost, (ok so I lied, this is the third paragraph) let me enlighten you on the basics of yours truly. I was born in Etobicoke as Brittany Shanice Rhian Dixon [would you like my S.I.N. while you're at it?]. Although I have just recently found out that my first name actually isn't Brittany OR Shanice.. Thanks mom. I will soon be out of my teen years (thank God!) but you wouldn't know that by looking at me. I guess you can call me and artistic person. I paint, sing, play instruments and draw.. But not very well.. lol. One thing I love to do is write. Brittany+BIC Pencil#2 0.7mm A.K.A Lenny(shut up) = ♥. I'll be that "walking freak" that'll bring joy to your hearts and curiosity to your minds.


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