I'm really not too sure why I haven't been on much lately, but I'm back =)
*3 cheers for me!*
Any who, I've had sooo many things happen to me in the longest while and I just haven't thought to update you guys.. Sorry! So, I'm just going to try to update you guys quickly on the things that have happened to me in the past couple of months.
For starters, I NOW have my car. Although I still drive my moms, at least I can say I have one to call my own =).
My uncle gave it to me, and I am ever so grateful. It's not the newest car or the most recent model, but it does drive. I pride myself in having my car smelling like heaven and rainbows at all times!
My trip to Jamaica. I know half of you don't know, but I went to Jamaica for about a month in the summer for a vacation and to just spend some time with family members I haven't seen since I was 2. It was reaalllllyyy fun there, but I don't think I'll be leaving the country for a month ever again. I missed way too many things here.
One of the most interesting things that happened to me while I was there occured at a strip club. Long story short, I went to a strip club and the strippers seemed to admire my chest a little too much. As I was sitting beside my cousin watching them work the pole, a stripper named Rain made her way off the stage and onto my lap. Not only did I receive multiple free lap dances (BONUS!), but she insisted on tearing off my shirt and removing my uhh.. assets from their..nest. The entire club (and I mean everyone) was staring at my tits. That was a night to remember =)
September 15 2009, my godson Brayden Liam Smith was born. I was sooo excited and yet pissed. I had told my best friend to call me as soon and she went into labor because I really wanted to be there when he was born. Well, not IN the delivery room.. I wasn't trying to see all of that. I was in class and at around 12 pm, I receive a message from my blackberry informing me that Dana had sent me a message. It said 'I had him'. Now, what the fuck? lol.. I was so angry. I was going to leave my class and drive over to her house. I told her I was mad and she was laughing..lol.. She sent me a picture of that little heart breaker and I couldn't be mad anymore. I just hope I can be a good godmother!
And now we get into the bad shit.
I'm not gonna air my dirty laundry right now, but lets just say that family is just a word. I don't wanna hear any philosical bullshit on how family is the foundation of BLAH BLAH BLAH. Fuck it.
The way it stands right now, is if you don't live in my house, I don't give a fuck. I mean, yeah, there are certain family members who I love to death, but as for most of them, they can lick the inside of a public toilet clean with their tongue. If I were to see them on the street on fire, I wouldn't even spit on them. It's whatever though. Dee, Grimz & 23 I love you fuckers ^.^
Now that I remember... While I was in Jamaica, I asked my sister to do a couple little things for me.
- Make sure no one goes in my room.
- Take care of my pets.
That's all I asked. Now, making sure no one goes into my room seems easy.. right? I mean, I have my laptop in my room and she's in here all the time on it. If it were you, wouldn't you at least try to make the room seem presentable for when i get back? My garbage was flooding over, I had clothes all over the floor..Wait, no.. I left the clothes there..lol But got damn! At least take out my garbage. And now for my pets; I had 2 birds, 2 hamsters, 1 fish and 1 dog. To feed the birds and the hamsters, all you have to do is empty the container and refill it. To feed the fish, just put 4 pebbles in the tank every like 5 hours and she knew how to feed the dog. I came back home to an empty bird cage and to see a hamster half eaten.. WHAT THE FUCK. I asked her how the fuck she managed to kill most of my pets and her response was 'Well, at least your birds died together like they did in the Notebook'. How the hell are you gonna tell me that? lol I've had those birds for like 2 years! In regards to my hamsters, she said 'I was in your room yesterday and there were two'. Yes Rochelle, YESTERDAY! What the hell could she have done to my hamster in a day!? I went in to take out the dead hamster and noticed that my other hamster got a little hungry because she wasn't feeding them so my hamster decided to dine on the other one. I came back home to a purple fish tank...And I'm not talking about the tank itself. The water was purple... I don't even wanna know how or why. I couldn't even SEE through it to see if I still had a fish! Today, I have 1 dog, 1 fish and 1 hamster with herpes. Don't ask. I don't even know.
Yeesh, I'll leave it at that for now. I have plenty more to write but I don't wanna give you all nosebleeds from all this reading. One of these days, or probably later on today, I'm gonna write some shit that I've had on my mind for a while now but I'll give it a rest. I PROMISE to write regularly because I've had a few people come and talk to me, yelling at me because I haven't written anything since ..*looks to see when the last blog was posted* MAY!? WOOOW!!! Well, I'm back and there will be more of me to love =)
Mlle Mouse signing out!
