Today, my name is Flirty McFlirt.

Flirt: If you couldn't catch on by the title of this section, I am a flirt. Sue me. Truth be told, I found out that I flirt unintentionally by a fellow classmate in grade 7. Although I don't quite remember the conversation or who I was talking to for that matter, I do remember that they told me that I am a flirt. At the time I wasn't exactly sure what that was or what that meant (fuck off, I wasn't the sharpest knife in the closet). Now I know =). I remember in my high school years, I used to flirt A LOT! Especially with the seniors. Which is why I had so many boyfriends in those times. I used to flirt with these people and they would end up falling for me and then we'd end up going out. Now that I look back at those past 'relationships', if you will, I feel disgusted. GROSS! Some of those dudes didn't even deserve a second glance from me, but shit happens. Now that I'm older and have much more sense then I did a couple years ago, I am more aware of whats going on, although things still do happen.
Attractive: Maybe for about a year or so, I've found that I'm starting to like white and Asian dudes.. I don't know whats going on. Not that there is a problem with it or anything, but jeez. It's like I woke up one day and was in love with Travis Barker (♥). Not only do I admire the white guys, but I'm MUCH MORE attracted to Asians and I don't know what it is, but I love me some Cambodian and Belizean dudes as well. But lets ignore the race factor for a minute. If I see a man with piercings in the right place my pee pee would stand up if I had one. Personally, I prefer piercings over tattoos but don't get me wrong. I have seen some men with some b e a u t i f u l tattoos that make me just wanna kiss 'em. I also find myself quite attracted to people who play instruments (more guitars and pianos) and sing. OMG.. TAKE ME NOW!!! lol. I kid, I kid. One things that will turn me off of the sexiest guy in the world is how literate/illiterate he is. I cannot stand people who can't spell or speak like they got some gotdamned sense. Like seriously? Go read a book. Get out of my face with that "Yo Shawty" or "psst" and try coming back with a "Hey" or a "Hello". My mother did not name me "psst","sexy","cutie","baby" etc. So ask me what my name is. Hey guess what? School up to grade 12 is free. Take advantage.
Cell Number: "I think you gave me the wrong number.." YES FUCKER! I gave you a wrong number ON PURPOSE because I don't want to talk to you. Why is it so hard for guys to understand that these days? Now I'll say I'm a lil cutie, but just because I am walking by myself or sitting alone that doesn't mean I want to talk to you or want you to be my friend. Leave me alone! Stop watching me from afar. I see you, that's why I'm facing the other direction. DON'T drive up beside me. DON'T walk up to me when I'm talking. DO NOT ask me what my having a boyfriend has to do with you getting to know me. I have a boyfriend and enough guy friends. I don't want or need a new one. Why is it that guys have no respect for women today? Yes, I said women. Not girls. Not all women are bitches (I am, but that's not the point). Just because I don't give you my number, that doesn't give you the right to start cussing me out like I fucking stepped on your new J's. Come on now. Have a little bit more class and maybe people will feed into that and they might actually give you a chance. If you do have the opportunity of having a pretty lady's number, don't take advantage of that. I don't want you calling me every hour on the hour ok? If I don't answer, I'm busy or ignoring you. If I don't call you back, I am ignoring you so please take note. My phone isn't new, so I may miss a few calls and it won't tell me, but 90% of the time I do see your phone call and I am ignoring it. So stop calling me like you're dying and your phone only dials my number.

This man. The end. ♥