Today, my name is Italian.

For those who don't know about the Italian man that went to Malta, feast your eyes.

Today, my name is Britney bitch.

LOL!!! Less than 5 minutes ago, my dear friend Swiss Williams sent me this video of a part of a Britney Spears concert. Before you press play, escort any children away from the computer. I love Britney, and I don't think anything can turn me off of her and I want her secret. I don't understand how this woman goes through so much shit and still manages to bounce back? No matter what she does, she's still a role model (not my role model, A role model). She'll never be pg-13 again. So much for the Mickey Mouse Club..
Gimme gimme more? No Britney, I think you've had enough.