Today, my name is P.S.G.

I haven't written anything in a while, but today, I felt that this video deemed worthy of exposure. Before you watch the video, please remove and children (or parents) within earshot. I watched this whole video.
I left my msn on and I went to go make perogies and eat them. When I came back to my computer, I noticed that my friend had sent me this video, so I watched it. Not even watching the video for two minutes and I felt like I wanted to hurl! I couldn't imagine what those men envisioned while speaking to this old hag. I think the funniest part of this video is at 3:10. Watch it and you'll get it. That is so gross.. Oh and by the way, P.S.G stands for Phone Sex Grandma.
Enjoy☻

Today, my name is Say no to drugs.

Facebook time again. I have nothing to say about this video except "Is this real life?"

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Today, my name is Educated.

See, this is exactly what I mean when I say I dislike stupid people. I decide to hop on Facebook messenger thing for a sec, and this random dude starts talking to me. This is part of the conversation. (Him,Me)

ok
my bad
who u cussing on ur blog there
lot of remorse
On my blog?
I'm not cussing anyone.
kool
And what do you mean by a lot of remorse?
cause that came off like a situation u in and it piss u off
But how would that be remorse?
remorse liek anger
like anger
maybe i put that wrong
Yeah.. Remorse means guilt.
my bad
maybe u can be my tutor then
Nah.. Just go to school
im done school
Maybe you should go back
just need a littel prep up
for a word
coem on
And I'm supposed to tutor you for one word?
na tutor me in all aspect of what u know
So go back to school
lol
i dont like school
but maybe if i ahve a sweet face like yours to look at i might wanna learn something
Maybe you need to put your priorites in order then.

LOL.. This dude.. Needs to stop right now. He fails at life. Why do I attract these fucked up people? Is it that hard to hold a conversation with someone who has sense? Dear Lord, save these people. Let them see that education is the key. lol. Like seriously. Spelling isn't that hard. Even worse, he uses his speaking patois as an excuse. You SPEAK patois, not type it. How can you fuck up on that? I'm done man.. lol.. NO MORE. I can't talk about this right now man. I'll go off.

Today, my name is Nito1992.

So I was on Facebook not too long ago, and I had seen that someones status had been changed to "OMG!! hahaha http://www.facebook.com/home.php?..." There was a link attached to it and I decided to follow it. It brought me to this video.


I watched the video, and I almost pissed myself laughing. This kid has issues. But then, I decided to read the comments that followed the video and I saw only one out of about 20 people who laughed. Is there something wrong with me why I found this funny? Because there were people commenting, saying that he has issues and he's gay (not sure what that has to do with anything) and such. What do you think? Am I mean or is this retardedly entertaining?

Today, my name is Olivine.

If you do not know that the name Olivine is from Dancehall Queen, you need to step it up sweety. lol. Anyways, I was just on Facebook and remembered I had this video on my page. The first time I saw this I was dying of laughter because it's so true man.. lol.. I love Jamaicans!!
Yuh know me? Eeeee?

Today, my name is Italian.

For those who don't know about the Italian man that went to Malta, feast your eyes.

Today, my name is Britney bitch.

LOL!!! Less than 5 minutes ago, my dear friend Swiss Williams sent me this video of a part of a Britney Spears concert. Before you press play, escort any children away from the computer. I love Britney, and I don't think anything can turn me off of her and I want her secret. I don't understand how this woman goes through so much shit and still manages to bounce back? No matter what she does, she's still a role model (not my role model, A role model). She'll never be pg-13 again. So much for the Mickey Mouse Club..
Gimme gimme more? No Britney, I think you've had enough.

Today, my name is Notorious.

First and foremost, today marks the death of Christopher Wallace, or better known as Biggie Smalls or Notorious B.I.G. My big brother Troy who passed away on December 6th, 2008 was like his biggest fan. No corny shit. Like, seriously. Since I can remember, Troy played Biggie pratically every Saturday (which was our cleaning day) and blast the music at a ridiculously high volume. And Troy is gonna kick my ass for not taking the time out to write a serious blog about Biggie.. *sigh* But where do I begin with this man? lol.. I don't even know where to start, so I'm not going to. I'm just speechless when it comes to him (Biggie). He was a great man. As for Troy, I have too much to say. I don't want to get too emotional with this, so I'll leave it at that. I miss my bro.
This ones for you Troy!

Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart is in it, and live the phrase

"Sky's The Limit".

Today, my name is Mr President.

In one month and 2 days I will be out of my teens years. Light the candles and set the tables, or you can continue reading. I haven't really thought of anything to do for my birthday yet. Well, OK, I'm lying. It's nothing big but I'm going to some party downtown with a couple family members and friends. I hope it'll be fun, or entertaining at least. Since I can remember, for every one of my birthdays all I did was stay home from school and drink. But, I'm a bit older now so that seems quite juvenile. I don't remember ever having a birthday party.. Well I mean yeah when I was younger, but I think that stopped at like 5 years old. I haven't had a birthday party since, and I don't really want one. *sigh* Happy early birthday Me!!!

Today, my name is Mel.

This morning, I began class at 9:55 and I'm sitting in my Anthropolgy class while my teacher is talking about humans versus primates and what not. At about 10:30, I get a call from a number I have never seen before. So, I'm sitting in class listening to my teacher talking about our teeth so I decided to let it ring out because if anything, the person will call me back. About 10 minutes following the first call, I get ANOTHER call from a different random number so I decide to walk out of class to answer it and this is basically how the conversation went. (I'm pink, the other person is blue..)
Hello?
Hello? Oh man, I must have the wrong number. I was trying to call my bregin.
Oh, ok.
So wait, hold up whats your name?
Mouse.
What?
MOUSE!
Mel?
Yeah sure.
Oh you sound like a cutie Mel.
Thanks.
Yeah but my bad for calling you, but you know you can call me back or text me whenever you want ok? Ha ha ha.
Uh.. Ha ha Ok.
Ok bye cutie.
Later.
WHAT!???!?? You call me and its a wrong number, and I sound cute so I should call you? People.. Am I missing something? How can you determine the appearance of someone based on how they sound? What if I was a crazy person? People don't think now-a-days and thats how people get hurt. I'm not sure if he really thinks that I'm going to call him, but if he does.. He's a tad bit desperate no? Dudes these days man. Think before you act.

Today, my name is Flirty McFlirt.

Flirt: If you couldn't catch on by the title of this section, I am a flirt. Sue me. Truth be told, I found out that I flirt unintentionally by a fellow classmate in grade 7. Although I don't quite remember the conversation or who I was talking to for that matter, I do remember that they told me that I am a flirt. At the time I wasn't exactly sure what that was or what that meant (fuck off, I wasn't the sharpest knife in the closet). Now I know =). I remember in my high school years, I used to flirt A LOT! Especially with the seniors. Which is why I had so many boyfriends in those times. I used to flirt with these people and they would end up falling for me and then we'd end up going out. Now that I look back at those past 'relationships', if you will, I feel disgusted. GROSS! Some of those dudes didn't even deserve a second glance from me, but shit happens. Now that I'm older and have much more sense then I did a couple years ago, I am more aware of whats going on, although things still do happen.
Attractive: Maybe for about a year or so, I've found that I'm starting to like white and Asian dudes.. I don't know whats going on. Not that there is a problem with it or anything, but jeez. It's like I woke up one day and was in love with Travis Barker (♥). Not only do I admire the white guys, but I'm MUCH MORE attracted to Asians and I don't know what it is, but I love me some Cambodian and Belizean dudes as well. But lets ignore the race factor for a minute. If I see a man with piercings in the right place my pee pee would stand up if I had one. Personally, I prefer piercings over tattoos but don't get me wrong. I have seen some men with some b e a u t i f u l tattoos that make me just wanna kiss 'em. I also find myself quite attracted to people who play instruments (more guitars and pianos) and sing. OMG.. TAKE ME NOW!!! lol. I kid, I kid. One things that will turn me off of the sexiest guy in the world is how literate/illiterate he is. I cannot stand people who can't spell or speak like they got some gotdamned sense. Like seriously? Go read a book. Get out of my face with that "Yo Shawty" or "psst" and try coming back with a "Hey" or a "Hello". My mother did not name me "psst","sexy","cutie","baby" etc. So ask me what my name is. Hey guess what? School up to grade 12 is free. Take advantage.
Cell Number: "I think you gave me the wrong number.." YES FUCKER! I gave you a wrong number ON PURPOSE because I don't want to talk to you. Why is it so hard for guys to understand that these days? Now I'll say I'm a lil cutie, but just because I am walking by myself or sitting alone that doesn't mean I want to talk to you or want you to be my friend. Leave me alone! Stop watching me from afar. I see you, that's why I'm facing the other direction. DON'T drive up beside me. DON'T walk up to me when I'm talking. DO NOT ask me what my having a boyfriend has to do with you getting to know me. I have a boyfriend and enough guy friends. I don't want or need a new one. Why is it that guys have no respect for women today? Yes, I said women. Not girls. Not all women are bitches (I am, but that's not the point). Just because I don't give you my number, that doesn't give you the right to start cussing me out like I fucking stepped on your new J's. Come on now. Have a little bit more class and maybe people will feed into that and they might actually give you a chance. If you do have the opportunity of having a pretty lady's number, don't take advantage of that. I don't want you calling me every hour on the hour ok? If I don't answer, I'm busy or ignoring you. If I don't call you back, I am ignoring you so please take note. My phone isn't new, so I may miss a few calls and it won't tell me, but 90% of the time I do see your phone call and I am ignoring it. So stop calling me like you're dying and your phone only dials my number.

This man. The end. ♥

Today, my name is Newbie.

Today is officially my first day of blogging!!! (Insert audience cheers here_____)
These days, I don't really have much to do other than sit around on the computer all day, and there have been many times that I've stumbled across blogs of aquaintainces. Now, I never ACTUALLY read all of them, but they seemed a tad interesting and creepy at the same time. Why would someone put their business on a website that is accessible to A N Y O N E with a computer? Call me a hypocrite because here I am about to do the same thing. Ignorant much?

Ok, now I'm gonna list you 10 full reasons why you should return to my blog everyday and read about dear old Brittany. Bullshit. lol, I'm not going to. My blog will consist of things I think, feel, believe, experience and unknown random things. Many of the things I write will be mean. Lets face it here, I don't sugarcoat. It's mean and untruthful; I like to imagine myself as a person who doesn't lie. I will be writing EXACTLY how I feel whether it hurts someones feelings or not. I've been called a bitch, but we gotta take the good with the bad don't we? This is me. Take it or leave it, but on a happier note, I will try to return everyday for new and/or interesting things I can share with you.

First and foremost, (ok so I lied, this is the third paragraph) let me enlighten you on the basics of yours truly. I was born in Etobicoke as Brittany Shanice Rhian Dixon [would you like my S.I.N. while you're at it?]. Although I have just recently found out that my first name actually isn't Brittany OR Shanice.. Thanks mom. I will soon be out of my teen years (thank God!) but you wouldn't know that by looking at me. I guess you can call me and artistic person. I paint, sing, play instruments and draw.. But not very well.. lol. One thing I love to do is write. Brittany+BIC Pencil#2 0.7mm A.K.A Lenny(shut up) = ♥. I'll be that "walking freak" that'll bring joy to your hearts and curiosity to your minds.


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