Today, my name is Nito1992.

So I was on Facebook not too long ago, and I had seen that someones status had been changed to "OMG!! hahaha http://www.facebook.com/home.php?..." There was a link attached to it and I decided to follow it. It brought me to this video.


I watched the video, and I almost pissed myself laughing. This kid has issues. But then, I decided to read the comments that followed the video and I saw only one out of about 20 people who laughed. Is there something wrong with me why I found this funny? Because there were people commenting, saying that he has issues and he's gay (not sure what that has to do with anything) and such. What do you think? Am I mean or is this retardedly entertaining?

Today, my name is Olivine.

If you do not know that the name Olivine is from Dancehall Queen, you need to step it up sweety. lol. Anyways, I was just on Facebook and remembered I had this video on my page. The first time I saw this I was dying of laughter because it's so true man.. lol.. I love Jamaicans!!
Yuh know me? Eeeee?

Today, my name is Italian.

For those who don't know about the Italian man that went to Malta, feast your eyes.

Today, my name is Britney bitch.

LOL!!! Less than 5 minutes ago, my dear friend Swiss Williams sent me this video of a part of a Britney Spears concert. Before you press play, escort any children away from the computer. I love Britney, and I don't think anything can turn me off of her and I want her secret. I don't understand how this woman goes through so much shit and still manages to bounce back? No matter what she does, she's still a role model (not my role model, A role model). She'll never be pg-13 again. So much for the Mickey Mouse Club..
Gimme gimme more? No Britney, I think you've had enough.

Today, my name is Notorious.

First and foremost, today marks the death of Christopher Wallace, or better known as Biggie Smalls or Notorious B.I.G. My big brother Troy who passed away on December 6th, 2008 was like his biggest fan. No corny shit. Like, seriously. Since I can remember, Troy played Biggie pratically every Saturday (which was our cleaning day) and blast the music at a ridiculously high volume. And Troy is gonna kick my ass for not taking the time out to write a serious blog about Biggie.. *sigh* But where do I begin with this man? lol.. I don't even know where to start, so I'm not going to. I'm just speechless when it comes to him (Biggie). He was a great man. As for Troy, I have too much to say. I don't want to get too emotional with this, so I'll leave it at that. I miss my bro.
This ones for you Troy!

Stay far from timid, only make moves when your heart is in it, and live the phrase

"Sky's The Limit".

Today, my name is Mr President.

In one month and 2 days I will be out of my teens years. Light the candles and set the tables, or you can continue reading. I haven't really thought of anything to do for my birthday yet. Well, OK, I'm lying. It's nothing big but I'm going to some party downtown with a couple family members and friends. I hope it'll be fun, or entertaining at least. Since I can remember, for every one of my birthdays all I did was stay home from school and drink. But, I'm a bit older now so that seems quite juvenile. I don't remember ever having a birthday party.. Well I mean yeah when I was younger, but I think that stopped at like 5 years old. I haven't had a birthday party since, and I don't really want one. *sigh* Happy early birthday Me!!!

Today, my name is Mel.

This morning, I began class at 9:55 and I'm sitting in my Anthropolgy class while my teacher is talking about humans versus primates and what not. At about 10:30, I get a call from a number I have never seen before. So, I'm sitting in class listening to my teacher talking about our teeth so I decided to let it ring out because if anything, the person will call me back. About 10 minutes following the first call, I get ANOTHER call from a different random number so I decide to walk out of class to answer it and this is basically how the conversation went. (I'm pink, the other person is blue..)
Hello?
Hello? Oh man, I must have the wrong number. I was trying to call my bregin.
Oh, ok.
So wait, hold up whats your name?
Mouse.
What?
MOUSE!
Mel?
Yeah sure.
Oh you sound like a cutie Mel.
Thanks.
Yeah but my bad for calling you, but you know you can call me back or text me whenever you want ok? Ha ha ha.
Uh.. Ha ha Ok.
Ok bye cutie.
Later.
WHAT!???!?? You call me and its a wrong number, and I sound cute so I should call you? People.. Am I missing something? How can you determine the appearance of someone based on how they sound? What if I was a crazy person? People don't think now-a-days and thats how people get hurt. I'm not sure if he really thinks that I'm going to call him, but if he does.. He's a tad bit desperate no? Dudes these days man. Think before you act.